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Markiplier 07/08/24 (Mon) 13:42:59 No.109 [Reply]

Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then–
>CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN
AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH!
>CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP
AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body?
>touches body to check that everything's there
What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever!
My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…!
My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina!
I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES!
>grabs calendar and red marker
SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH WOMEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!

Markiplier 07/14/24 (Sun) 14:48:16 No.111

Neutralplier doesn't say this. Kys clipboardimage

Markiplier 07/14/24 (Sun) 18:47:35 No.112

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>>111
Yes he does.

Markiplier 07/14/24 (Sun) 18:48:00 No.113

>>111
wasted GET btw

Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:53:19 No.164

AGPerald

Blogposter 10/09/24 (Wed) 00:44:40 No.217

Nigga plier

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Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:46:50 No.162 [Reply]

I would be so perfect if God didn't give me Autism and an early internet access

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Blogposter 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:13:37 No.205

>>204
What do you mean? You can't just become straight you're a faggot

Blogposter 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:14:27 No.206

>>205
Having dildos in your ass isn't gay though

Blogposter 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:14:41 No.207

>>206
Retard

Blogposter 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:15:11 No.208

>>207
I don't like men i just like bbc dildos

Blogposter 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:08:51 No.209

'emmy bait 'read

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Blogposter 09/14/24 (Sat) 09:35:09 No.201 [Reply]

Dead!

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Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:35:00 No.200 [Reply]

DEAD

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Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:54:06 No.167 [Reply]

I'm bisexual

Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:57:49 No.174

Bisexuality is not real and no one is born bisexual, it's really only a result of a severe porn addiction.

Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:03:32 No.183

>>174
Kind of true since i never had any attraction towards males before i started purposefully looking into tranny porn

Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:03:43 No.184

>>183
That has to be bait

Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:05:41 No.185

>>184
Not bait, i'm a true real enjoyer of tranny porn and i support the decision for one to transition sex, i don't like the woke stuff though.

Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:10:30 No.195

>>185
You're a faggot

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Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:48:22 No.163 [Reply]

WHY SO DEAD

Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:53:33 No.165

Not dead at all or something

Blogposter 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:53:48 No.166

>>165
It's dead

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Blogposter 09/04/24 (Wed) 21:46:19 No.161 [Reply]

The rubber on my boxers is loose so I have to keep propping it up with my johnson.

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Blogposter 08/27/24 (Tue) 21:57:20 No.159 [Reply]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Blogposter 09/03/24 (Tue) 16:20:51 No.160

same, my friend. so true *raises glass*

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Mourning Blog Markiplier 07/15/24 (Mon) 17:09:02 No.114 [Reply]

ITB I mourn the loss of my dear friend this happened a month ago and I've thought of nothing since
I fear I'll never have a friendship like that again

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Markiplier 07/15/24 (Mon) 17:54:40 No.119

Especially since in real life, their behavior towards me didn't change. I saw this as a green light to continue as I was. I had no clue it was hurting them. Scaring them… Of course, it's too late now. Ive thought a lot about what I've done. Reminisced and looked through my memories. I've looked back at the chats. Were there signs? At least through the messages, no. Not really. Why didn't they tell me? Even now, they haven't given an official reason. it just… ended. it was over. one day, best of chums. the next, strangers. a really dehabilitating experience for me, especially as someone who has never had many friends, and especially as close of a friendship as this one was.

Markiplier 07/15/24 (Mon) 18:05:16 No.120

I tried to apologize, but it seemed to fall on deaf ears. I guess there's no incentive for them to be friends with me. Before, they chose to hang out with me because it was fun for them. For both of us. Our friendship was a mutual benefit, albeit heavily favoring me. But now they want nothing to do with me. And so they can turn to their preexisting and extensive social network. of which I used to be a part of as well, thanks to their sponsorship. but, now I have nothing… foe their sake, I guess the best option is just… LE MOVE ON… o algo. but at least I still have a few good friends that don't really care. or know, I guess. idk. I just really wish I had a time machine or something. like, dam. that was so awesome. and what happened was so preventable. do yeah. that's muh heckin story. blogpost over at least until I think of something else to say about it

Blogposter 08/08/24 (Thu) 21:47:50 No.126

what the hell? no one has anything to say? dead shit site

Blogposter 08/09/24 (Fri) 20:56:52 No.127

im sorry for your loss

Blogposter 08/24/24 (Sat) 17:30:22 No.158

>>127
thank you

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Markiplier 06/08/24 (Sat) 11:25:27 No.106 [Reply]

i lost all of my files 2 days and drawings on my laptop and i'm still going to complain about it, beit it was a new laptop so it was only not even fully 3 months worth of anything. i'm still upset

Blogposter 08/19/24 (Mon) 04:19:21 No.154

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This was me almost three months ago, i've mostly forgetten everything on the laptop back but i kinda still am upset about the art. I wonder if my life would be significantly different if i didn't lose those drawings?

Blogposter 08/19/24 (Mon) 04:32:35 No.156

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I like how desolate this board is , i prefer talking and getting no response rather than being social. It's a habit everyone tries to get me to fix, but I honestly don't feign for approval of people I care about as much as much as retarded needy 14 year old me did. Although I don't age mentally as much as I'm supposed to , I'm still quite different. I hate getting older. It's not that easy, but I guess i'll wait a little while longer. I like this song that's playing, I don't wanna die. I still need to rearrange the files on my desktop.

Blogposter 08/24/24 (Sat) 17:29:50 No.157

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>>106
>>156
i relate to your stuggles. i also lost some progress on a project i was working on once. i think in the end it turned out for the best. now i make regular backups. good luck out there o algo