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Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then–
>CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN
AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH!
>CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP
AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body?
>touches body to check that everything's there
What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever!
My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…!
My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina!
I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES!
>grabs calendar and red marker
SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH WOMEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!